"The sky was so clear that the starlight cast shadows, and so many sparkles and glitters and glints appeared above us that it looked like something really expensive had been dropped and shattered in heaven - God's Steuben ashtray, maybe."

-- P. J. O'Rourke

#Funny Quotes #God Quotes #Humorous Quotes

“The greatest art is to sit, and wait, and let it come.”
“Furiously and gorgeously write your ***** off.”
“I will go to my grave in a state of abject endless fascination that we all have the capacity to become emotionally involved with a personality that doesn't exist.”
“Successful people do whatever it takes to get the job done, whether or not they feel like it.”

Source : Jeff Olson, John David Mann (2013). “The Slight Edge: Turning Simple Disciplines into Massive Success and Happiness”, p.71, Greenleaf Book Group
“If you based your knowledge of the human species exclusively on adverts, you'd think that the normal condition of humanity was to be a good-looking single person between 20 and 35, with excellent muscle-definition and/or an excellent figure, and a large disposable income.”

Source : "The trouble with atheists: a defence of faith" by Francis Spufford, www.theguardian.com. August 31, 2012.
“I would prefer to have no money but to have a nice family and good friends around.”
“The Clinton paradox: How could a president so intelligent, so compassionate, so public-spirited and so conscious of his place in history act in such a stupid, selfish and self-destructive manner?”

Source : George Stephanopoulos (1999). “All Too Human: A Political Education”
“Spain used to be very individualistic in its sporting activities. Now we are showing we are pretty good in teams - that is an improvement.”

Source : "Vicente del Bosque: Putting regional tensions aside has united Spain" by Jimmy Burns, www.theguardian.com. September 7, 2012.

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