"Furiously and gorgeously write your ***** off."

-- Bob Hicok

#Writing Quotes #Ass Quotes

“We only acknowledge small faults in order to make it appear that we are free from great ones.”
“The United Nations has become a largely irrelevant, if not positively destructive institution, and the just-released U.N. report on the atrocities in Darfur, Sudan, proves the point.”
“I think that a woman should be in love. I think that love makes the sex greater. Or even if you just really, really like that person.”
“Children truly are the family's greatest treasure and most precious good. Consequently, everyone must be helped to become aware of the intrinsic evil of the crime of abortion. In attacking human life in its very first stages, it is also an aggression against society itself. Politicians and legislators, therefore, as servants of the common good, are duty bound to defend the fundamental right to life, the fruit of God's love.”
“I'd been a thriller reader all my life.”
“I used to attract a lot of feeders. I'd be quite happy to be locked in someone's flat and fed liquidised burgers.”
“When Grandma Mazur is talking about the reason for the improved play of her 91-year-old bowling teammate, she said: "She's doing better now that we got her the longer tubing to her oxygen tank.”
“If you ever wondered why fishing is probably the most popular sport in this country, watch that boy beside on the water and you will learn. If you are really perceptive you will. For he already knows that fishing is only one part fish.”

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