"I used to attract a lot of feeders. I'd be quite happy to be locked in someone's flat and fed liquidised burgers."

-- Johnny Vegas

#Burgers Quotes #Used Quotes #Feds Quotes

“Great affection is often the cause of violent animosity. The quarrels of men often arise from too great a familiarity.”
“Well, you know, if you do 200 shows a year, they're not all going to be like Castle Donnington.”
“But she told me she was never going to drink again.”

Source : "Love on the rocks". "Dateline NBC" with Stone Phillips, www.nbcnews.com. February 6, 2014.
“I have so much in my life. I want to be of value to the world.”
“Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.”
“The aeroplane should open a fruitful occupation for women. I see no reason they cannot realize handsome incomes by carrying passengers between adjacent towns, from parcel delivery, taking photographs or conducting schools of flying.”
“How many things both just and unjust are sanctioned by custom?”

Source : Terence (1859). “Comedies of Terence”, p.182
“Every true history must force us to remember that the past was once as real as the present and as uncertain as the future.”

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