"Dogs lead a nice life. You never see a dog with a wristwatch."

--

George Carlin

#Funny Quotes #Dog Quotes #Nice Quotes

“Two premature babies was not a genetic thing; we were just unlucky.”

Source : Interview with Nick Duerden, www.theguardian.com. July 15, 2011.
“The gross perversion and destruction of motherhood by the abortionist filled me with indignation, and awakened active antagonism. That the honorable term 'female physician' should be exclusively applied to those women who carried on this shocking trade seemed to me a horror. It was an utter degradation of what might and should become a noble position for women.”

Source : Dr. Elizabeth Blackwell (2016). “Pioneer Work in Opening the Medical Profession to Women: Autobiographical Sketches”, p.25, Library of Alexandria
“Vegetarian is the New Prius!”

Source : "Exclusive: Quantum Wellness Author Kathy Freston Shares Her Thoughts". www.ecorazzi.com. May 25, 2009.
“I'm up in the woods, I'm down on my mind. I'm building a still, to slow down the time.”

Source : "Woods". Song by Justin Vernon, 2009.
“Well it's not that I HATE them, but honestly if I saw two homeless people begging for money, one white and one black, and I only had one quarter... Well I'd probably keep it actually.”
“I am Tarzan of the Apes. I want you. I am yours. You are mine. We live here together always in my house. I will bring you the best of fruits, the tenderest deer, the finest meats that roam the jungle. I will hunt for you. I am the greatest of the jungle fighters. I will fight for you. I am the mightiest of the jungle fighters. You are Jane Porter, I saw it in your letter. When you see this you will know that it is for you and that Tarzan of the Apes loves you.”
“I'm standing here saying that those who miss the boat now, will miss it forever. So if you want to be in Africa, think about investing.”
“Dutch in my ear, Olde E in my palm, I Freddy Krueger your face, Michael Myers your moms. You botherin mine? That's when I'm sparkin the nine.”

Source : Song: King Kong

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