"It's casual Friday, which means that at the White House, they're casually going through everybody's phone calls and records."

-- Jay Leno

#Friday Quotes #Mean Quotes #Phones Quotes

“If a song is funny and absurd, and it sounds great, it's just going to be that much funnier. And there's no better example of that than 'Monty Python.'”
“Nine to five is how ya survive, I ain't trying to survive I'm trying to live it to the limit and love it alive”
“An epigram is a half-truth so stated as to irritate the person who believes the other half.”
“The source of all abundance is not outside of you. It's a part of who you are.”
“Man is an individual. The animals, plants and minerals are divided into species. They are not individualized in the same sense that man is.”

Source : Max Heindel (1920). “The Rosicrucian Cosmo-conception: Or, Mystic Christianity ; an Elementary Treatise Upon Man's Past Evolution, Present Constitution and Future Development”, p.71, Lulu.com
“When you grow up, you're told that rock 'n' roll is the only authentic way to express yourself. Live instrumentation, singer, live drums. You're told that's the best medium to communicate.”
“I prefer to rely on my memory. I have lived with that memory a long time, I am used to it, and if I have rearranged or distorted anything, surely that was done for my own benefit.”
“It is well if the good man himself does not feel his devotions a little clouded, those foggy sensuous steams mingling with and polluting the pure altar surface.”

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