"I was always thinking the funny things but was always quiet and scared to be made fun of."

-- Nikki Glaser

#Fun Quotes #Thinking Quotes #Scared Quotes

“I'm not full of malice, but I do dislike Neil Diamond a lot, and I'm sorry that I've done a Neil Diamond song.”
“When I was little, my ambition was to grow up to be a book. Not a writer. People can be killed like ants. Writers are not hard to kill either. But not books: however systematically you try to destroy them, there is always a chance that a copy will survive and continue to enjoy a shelf-life in some corner on an out-of-the-way library somehwere in Reykjavik, Valladolid or Vancouver.”

Source : Amos Oz (2005). “A Tale of Love and Darkness”, p.23, Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
“THE WICKED + THE DIVINE is unlike True Detective as: it features women who do things. THE WICKED + THE DIVINE is like True Detective as: we shamelessly rip off huge chunks of stuff from Alan Moore.”
“Dance constitutes a true recapturing of... freedom and childish play.”
“This is beautiful indeed; the colored people have given this to the head of the government, and that government once sanctioned laws that would not permit its people to learn enough to enable them to read this book.”
“When Andy Carroll first appeared on the scene he was a tall skinny kid and his coordination was all over the place. He reminded me of a giraffe.”
“I've always found that beauty and confidence are synonymous. If you feel confident, that's what people see.”

Source : "Cindy Crawford to Release a Book in 2015" by Stephanie Chan, www.hollywoodreporter.com. June 19, 2014.
“Love is the greatest of dreams, yet the worst of nightmares.”

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