"My fantasy football team got mixed up in another fantasy and now they're stuck on a pirate ship with a chick in a Catwoman suit."

-- Dana Gould

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“Perhaps in time the so-called Dark Ages will be thought of as including our own.”
“Line by line, moment by moment, special times are etched into our memories in the permanent ink of everlasting love in our relationships.”
“Be your biggest competitor - challenge yourself each day to be better than you were yesterday.”
“There's two kind of cherries, and two kind of fairies, and two kind of mothers I'm told.”
“Feminism is really the right of women to be full human beings and to not be defined only by their childbearing function. Feminism is really the right of women to be human beings. That's it, yet that's so frightening to a lot of people. A full human being wants satisfying work and love. A full human being is entitled to both, and is not simply defined by only one aspect of her being.”
“If I thought you weren't my friend, I just don't think I could bear it.”

Source : "Fictional character: Doc Holliday". "Tombstone", 1993.
“We donâ€™t own the planet Earth, we belong to it. And we must share it with our wildlife.”
“The term Hispanic, coined by technomarketing experts and by the designers of political campaigns, homogenizes our cultural diversity (Chicanos, Cubans, and Puerto Ricans become indistinguishable), avoids our indigenous cultural heritage and links us directly with Spain. Worse yet, it possesses connotations of upward mobility and political obedience.”

Source : Guillermo Gomez-Pena (1993). “Warrior for Gringostroika: Essays, Performance Texts, and Poetry”

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