"At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote."

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“Vatican II declares the Church... as necessary for salvation.”
“Socialism of any type leads to a total destruction of the human spirit.”
“Many a man has been dined out of his religion, and his politics, and his manhood, almost.”
“I hate to mention age, but I come from an era when we weren't consumed by technology and television.”
“The indwelling of Christ is a thought particularly fit for the children, because their large faith does not stumble at the mystery, their imagination leaps readily to the marvel, that the King Himself should inhabit a little child's heart.”

Source : Charlotte Mason (2013). “Home Education”, p.262, Simon and Schuster
“The Bible is like a wide and beautiful landscape seen afar off, dim and confused; but a good telescope will bring it near, and spread out all its rocks and trees and flowers and v__ulant fields and winding rivers at one's very feet. That telescope is the Spirit's teaching.”

Source : "Dictionary of Burning Words of Brilliant Writers" by Josiah Hotchkiss Gilber, p. 317, 1895.
“Saying spirituality cannot exist without religion is like saying hamburgers cannot exist without McDonald's.”
“I remember back in the day when Chuck D called hip-hop the 'black people's CNN.' Well now, hip-hop is more like Fox News. It's biased, and highly suspect.”

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