"Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer."

-- Joan Rivers

#Love Quotes #Pain Quotes #Husband Quotes

“Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.”
“I had to learn how to be faithful. When I was dating around and moving from woman to woman, I did not understand and know how to be faithful. Subsequently, once I entered into marriage, I had to learn how to be with one woman. For me, that was the biggest challenge of all.”
“Being stubborn is a virtue when you're right; it's only a character flaw when you're wrong.”
“We yearned for the future. How did we learn it, that talent for insatiability?”
“I've always been very sensible with money.”

Source : Source: www.telegraph.co.uk
“Matter feels, converses, suffers, desires, yearns and remembers”

Source : "New Materialism: Interviews & Cartographies". Book by Rick Dolphijn, Iris van der Tuin, quod.lib.umich.edu. 2012.
“Midwest kids got to summer camp. There is something very special about being away from your parents for the first time, sleeping under the stars, hiking and canoeing.”
“Love so seldom means happiness.”

Source : Margery Allingham (1959). “Crime and Mr. Campion”

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