"Itâ€™s good to be here. Iâ€™m just trying to go through life without looking stupid. Itâ€™s not working out too well."

-- Brian Regan

#Stupid Quotes #Work Out Quotes #Trying Quotes

“The only reason runaway global warming seems unstoppable is that we have not yet tried to stop it.”
“If people around the world knew how well people at Guantanamo Bay are treating prisoners, they would not fall prey to the accusations that some in our Chamber are making. They are all receiving judicial review.”
“Do we exert our own liberties without injury to others - we exert them justly; do we exert them at the expense of others - unjustly. And, in thus doing, we step from the sure platform of liberty upon the uncertain threshold of tyranny.”
“I think that art is supposed to be ahead of the times.”
“Always keep that happy attitude. Pretend that you are holding a beautiful fragrant bouquet.”
“I like changing the pace of my life, changing my discipline. It gives me ideas for how to see the world differently,”

Source : "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“... thou shall not steal, even by majority vote ...”
“The explanations for the things we do in life are many and complex. Supposedly mature adults should live by logic, listen to their reason. Think things out before they act. But maybe they never heard what Dr. London told me one, Freud said that for the little things in life we should react according to our reason. But for really big decisions, we should heed what our unconscious tells us.”

Source : Erich Segal (1977). “Oliver's Story”

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