"TV networks are dying. The death throes of religion give us jihads. The death throes of television give us reality shows."

-- Penn Jillette

#Reality Quotes #Giving Quotes #Dying Quotes

“Emptiness and boredom: what an understatement. What I felt was complete desolation. Desolation, despair, and depression. Isn't there some other way to look at this? After all, angst of these dimensions is a luxury item. You need to be well fed, clothes, and housed to have time for this much self-pity.”
“Near the end of his life, Henri Matisse's preferred attire was evening wear, by which I mean pajamas.”
“Satan has his companions, fellow-devils, to admire and encourage him; but I am solitary and detested.”
“But there's a fourth interpretation: Obama can't leave his comfort zone. No president since Woodrow Wilson has been as enamored of abstract ideas or more sure that disagreement with him is proof of ignorance, bad faith or dogmatism. As a candidate, he insisted his real opponent was 'cynicism,' and in his address last week, he returned to this trite formulation, insisting again he was bravely battling the cynics.”
“I knew I wanted to be an actress when I was 9 years old.”
“Holy cow, in the course of one week I feel like I've lived about a year!”
“Unfortunately, we keep kicking ourselves in the foot.”
“I worked every waking minute, nights and weekends, in order to make enough money to buy those summers off, and even then we wouldn't have made it except that my mother helped out with a yearly check and my father bought me a car when my old one die”

Source : Source: therumpus.net

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