"I have spent a lot of time searching through the Bible for loopholes."

-- W. C. Fields

“If you want to catch fish, donâ€™t throw your net into the bathtub.”
“Certain roles, I just won't invest in. I'll go in and audition, but I might not spend five hours trying to figure out what the character is really about or go so deep into it. I might just learn the lines and go in and try my best because I know it's not safe for me to love the character or to fall in love with the idea of the role.”
“It's such a relief for me to sit in front of a tape recorder and not be using it to learn my lines.”
“The love of libraries, like most loves, must be learned.”

Source : Alberto Manguel (2011). “The Library at Night”, p.9, Vintage Canada
“This is the gift of the landscape photograph, that the heart finds a place to stand.”
“Words are chameleons, which reflect the color of their environment.”
“And when they start talking, and they always do, you find that each of them has a story they want to tell. Everyone, no matter how old or young, has some lesson they want to teach. And I sit there and listen and learn all about life from people who have no idea how to live it.”

Source : Paul Neilan (2007). “Apathy and Other Small Victories: A Novel”, p.40, Macmillan
“Rosa Parks was a woman of strength, conviction, and morality. Her action on December 1, 1955, to defy the law made her a leading figure in our nation's civil rights history.”

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