"What happened? Satan was busy?"

-- Sam Kinison

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“What you see is what you see. What you know is different”
“When white and black and brown and every other color decide they're going to live together as Christians, then and only then are we going to see an end to these troubles.”
“I've never worked as much as I would've wanted to, and that's why I end up doing a lot of stage as well, because stage is a full course meal”
“There was a time in my late teens and early 20s where I was motivated by this wanting to get out, to prove to the world that I had something to offer - that kind of youthful spirit, where maybe I had my eye on fame and fortune. I mellowed out in my late 20s and now that I'm in my early 30s, I'm coming to peace with it.”
“If someone offered me a hundred million dollars to make a movie? I would first remind him that there are 850 million people in the world who don't have enough to eat.”
“If we wish to imitate the physical sciences, we must not imitate them in their contemporary, most developed form; we must imitate them in their historical youth, when their state of development was comparable to our own at the present time. Otherwise we should behave like boys who try to copy the imposing manners of full-grown men without understanding their raison d' Ãªtre, also without seeing that in development one cannot jump over intermediate and preliminary phases.”

Source : "Gestalt Psychology". Book by Wolfgang Köhler, p. 32, 1930.
“Don't do it for the money. Follow the path to do what makes your heartbeat faster. Follow your passion.”
“The road to the future leads us smack into the wall. We simply ricochet off the alternatives that destiny offers. Our survival is no more than a question of 25, 50 or perhaps 100 years.”

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