"What could be nicer than to have three horrible children behind you in an airplane, and the next set, you go onstage and you talk about how much you despise the children and what you would like to do to them on an airplane? That's the only time I would gladly take a terrorist on. It'd be worth it to get rid of these children."

-- Joan Rivers

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“Nothing is more curious than the almost savage hostility that Humour excites in those who lack it.”

Source : George Saintsbury (1950). “A Last Vintage: Essays and Papers”
“I used to work in kitchens, doing 12 or more hours a day of physical labor, so today, eight to 12 hours of cooking, chatting or filming feels like a vacation. When I have a scheduled 'day off,' I spend several hours writing, then I clean until I crash from fatigue. I don't relax well.”
“Self esteem comes from achievements. Not from lax standards and false praise.”

Source : Address at the Republican National Convention, delivered 29 August 2012, Tampa, Florida
“All of us yearn for the highest wisdom, but we have to rely on ourselves in the end.”
“Come morning I found the day as I have found every other day--without relief or explanation.”
“There is no book that has had as much opposition as the Bible. Men have laughed at it, they have scorned it, they have ridiculed it, they have made laws against it.”
“I'm adopted, so I didn't know my father, but apparently he was pretty tall.”
“What is a face, really? Its own photo? Its make-up? Or is it a face as painted by such or such painter? That which is in front? Inside? Behind? And the rest? Doesn't everyone look at himself in his own particular way? Deformations simply do not exist.”

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