#Levels Quotes #Comedy Quotes #Unexpected Quotes
Source : "Christmas Carol" by Hephzibah Anderson, www.theguardian.com. December 3, 2005.
“Always my fallback is - I'm gonna move to a poor town and open a scone shop.”
Source : "Andrew Rannells ‘Book of Mormon’ Star Talks Life, White Strips & Mucinex". Interview with Sandi Durell, theaterpizzazz.com. July 17, 2013.
“I want to break the taboo against questioning this drive for maximum longevity.”
Source : Source: www.motherjones.com
“The key to beating the Dodgers is to keep them form hugging each other too much.”
“The Christian Democrats always made you feel like the poor relation.”
Source : Dawn Powell (1998). “The Diaries of Dawn Powell: 1931-1965”, Zoland Books
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