"All I knew about Ireland before I went there was what I learned from watching soap commercials all my life. I was totally misinformed. I thought it was an Irish tradition where you don't even take a shower with your soap - you take your soap for a walk, you compliment the soap for a little while and then, suddenly, you just start hacking it up with a hunting knife."

-- Arj Barker

#Hunting Quotes #Knives Quotes #Littles Quotes

“I am a mom as well as a senator!”
“I work out because that's my job, but what I enjoy about it, beyond the vanity, is the Zen of it. I like getting out of my head, and one great way to do that is to sweat your face off. And to know that, if you're thinking of anything else, you're not working intensely enough.”
“A brilliant inquiry into the contemporary Iranian predicament and what it means for the world. At a time when all too many of our leading thinkers are mired in the weeds of provincialism and narrow ideological wars, Postel has written a work of grace, intelligence, and towering integrity. Reading 'Legitimation Crisis' in Tehran is nothing less than a masterpiece of moral and political criticism.”
“If you want to be an entrepreneur, it's not a job, it's a lifestyle.”
“You just have to keep driving down the road. It's going to bend and curve and you'll speed up and slow down, but the road keeps going.”
“Be assured that God does more in us than we for Him; and that what we do is only for Him in proportion as it is He Himself who works it in us.”
“I wanted to end it now, like a bad TV show turned off in the middle.”
“Whoever thought the future would feel so much like the present?”

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