"I put tape on the mirrors in my house so I don't accidentally walk through into another dimension."

-- Steven Wright

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“The art of today is that which really belongs to us: it is our own reflection. In condemning it we but condemn ourselves.”

Source : Okakura Kakuzo (2000). “The Book of Tea the Illustrated Classic Edition”, p.81, Tuttle Publishing
“I spent an incredible amount of time during my teaching career serving on committees. I now regard the lion's share of the time spent in committee work as having been wasted. One of the great lessons learned by those who achieve is how to manage time.”

Source : Source: bobmorris.biz
“Where once my careless childhood strayed, / A stranger yet to pain.”
“I personally think the downside of being able to change into anything is the fear that you don't know who you really are.”
“My conscience aches but it's going to lose the fight.”
“God knows I've got so many frailties myself, I ought to be able to understand and forgive them in others. But I don't.”
“The world was not made for any one species.”
“People who are good to each other make each other good.”

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