"Oh, I'm terrible at travel."

-- Johnny Vegas

#Terrible Quotes

“Nostalgia in reverse, the longing for yet another strange land, grew especially strong in spring.”
“....religion may be best be described as an emotion resting on a conviction of a harmony between ourselves and the universe at large.”
“Take thy self-denials gaily and cheerfully, and let the sunshine of thy gladness fall on dark things and bright alike, like the sunshine of the Almighty.”
“I would by no means wish a daughter of mine to be a progeny of learning.”
“Everyone gets that second album syndrome.”
“Even as a baby I quickly learned to crawl out of my crib. ... They'd put up barriers but I learned how to go over them.”

Source : "Mary Martin : Broadway Legend". Book by Ronald L. Davis (p. 6), 2008.
“The music of Bach is without doubt the most sacred gift to the world of art.”
“Obama had reached out to the business community, they just haven't liked all of his decisions and some of his rhetoric. But generally, I think the administration is quite open and accessible.”

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