"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that."

-- George Carlin

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“I've begun to think that we sit far more than we're supposed to...Why else would we have feet?”
“To cultivate the intellect is therefore a religious duty; and when this truth is fairly recognized by men, the religion which teaches that the intellect should be distrusted and that it should be subservient to faith, will inevitably fall.”

Source : William Winwood Reade (1892). “The Martyrdom of Man”
“If Id lived prior to the 1980s, it would have been different, because I would have been playing to prove African Americans are equal. Now, I dont necessarily feel I have to play for black people, because obviously theyre doing everything in all sports. If I can go out there and play for myself and not feel I have to stand for something other than what I want to do, thats good.”
“They do certainly give very strange, and newfangled, names to diseases.”
“How sad, that the group with the most access to the truth chose in several strategic instances to look the other way.”
“People are my most important asset. Faith in the supreme being, trust, credibility and performance are the things that have brought me to the top.”
“So long as the product is sold, everything is taking its regular course from the standpoint of the capitalist producer.”
“You're not a real manager unless you've been sacked.”

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