"I'm not even worried about settling down. I think it's way too early. I'm 25 and I'm in show business. I mean, if things go well, my wife hasn't even been born yet."

-- Arj Barker

#Mean Quotes #Thinking Quotes #Wife Quotes

“I won't be able to do what I'm doing forever. There aren't that many scripts floating around for fifty-year-old chicks.”
“If she is afraid of mirrors she is afraid of herself.”
“It is absolutely a relationship with food that is a displaced relationship with God. And that displaced relationship with God takes two forms: our availability to other people and our availability to our own thoughts and feelings.”
“You just have to take a little salt, and since I'm doing that it's, like, BOOM! In one week, I felt it kick in. All the commotion around me, all the water around me, moving left and right around me, became like a lake.”
“The God whom we worship is not a weak and incompetent God. He is able to beat back gigantic waves of opposition and to bring low prodigious mountains of evil. The ringing testimony of the Christian faith is that God is able.”
“Make a drawing. Start it all over again, trace it. Start it and trace it again.”
“We have been getting ready to recycle more e-waste by investing in infrastructure, providing grants to local government and working with industry.”
“I don't know what DVD commentaries are about. I'd like to strangle the person who came up with that concept.”

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