"Some of my stuff, I realize is just rage."

-- Andy Kindler

#Stuff Quotes #Realizing Quotes #Rage Quotes

“Coaching is one thing and one thing only: It is creating an environment so the player has an opportunity to be successful That is your job as a coach. When you teach him to do that, get out of his way.”
“Honestly, in retrospect, I would wish for future generations to have the ability to have a coming out process that was less alcohol-soaked than mine was.”
“When I was playing football I never enjoyed it that much, I was never happy... if I scored two goals, I wanted a third, I always wanted more. Now it's all over I can look back with satisfaction, but I never felt that way when I was playing.”

Source : "Batistuta's Quiet Goodbye". FIFA.com Interview, www.fifa.com. July 11, 2005.
“I use emacs, which might be thought of as a thermonuclear word processor.”
“With the strong global appeal of the Playboy brand and the differentiated content offered, we have built a men's destination site with multiple revenue streams, including e-commerce, advertising, subscription and pay-per-view, ... In addition, our recent acquisition of the Spice brand gives us an opportunity to create a separate site, cross-promoted with the Spice TV network.”
“Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if they wanted to be one?”
“Every battle is won before it is fought.”
“I think I can safely conclude that there is not a lot to be said for playing chess while on Valium.”

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