"I got my start in silent radio."

-- Bob Monkhouse

#Funny Quotes #Radio Quotes #Comedy Quotes

“It's always the darkest just before the glorious dawn.”
“All good and true book-lovers practice the pleasing and improving avocation of reading in bed ... No book can be appreciated until it has been slept with and dreamed over.”
“A crowd always thinks with its sympathy, never with its reason.”
“Kiddies, Graphic Design, if you wield it effectively, is Power. Power to transmit ideas that change everything. Power that can destroy an entire race or save a nation from despair. In this century, Germany chose to do the former with the swastika, and America opted for the latter with Mickey Mouse and Superman.”

Source : Chip Kidd (2002). “The Cheese Monkeys: A Novel in Two Semesters”, p.177, Simon and Schuster
“I'll be true, I'll be useful...I'll be cavalier...I'll be yours my dear.and I'll belong to you...if you'll just let me through.this is easy as lovers go,so don't complicate it by hesitating.and this is wonderful as loving goes,this is tailor-made, whats the sense in waiting?”
“When you plant a fertile meme in my mind you literally parasitize my brain, turning it into a vehicle for the meme's propagation in just the way that a virus may parasitize the genetic mechanism of a host cell.”
“When you think life is tough, it can get a lot tougher.”

Source : Source: www.goodhousekeeping.com
“Too much sensibility creates unhappiness and too much insensibility creates crime.”

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