"Don't waste the pretty"

-- Greg Behrendt

“The success of any stand-up act comes out of life experience.”
“My job is to write songs that have emotional meaning to me.”
“Keeping a 'CEO blog' or 'founder's blog' can be a great platform for engaging your users in a nontraditional way, reaching people outside of your product pitch and building rapport without selling them anything except a belief in your ideas.”
“February is a month of months, and there is one special day: Valentine's Day on the 14th. I know it's still a ways off, but I just can't wait. Janice, if you're watching, will you make me the happiest man in the world and get out of my apartment?”
“I can be really annoying, but I also feel like I'm a nice person.”

Source : Interview with Erik Adams, www.avclub.com. November 14, 2011.
“Agape is disinterested love. . . . Agape does not begin by discriminating between worthy and unworthy people, or any qualities people possess. It begins by loving others for their sakes. . . . Therefore, agape makes no distinction between friend and enemy; it is directed toward both.”
“We either accept weaknesses in good people or we have to tear pages out of the Bible.”
“I think more like Charlie Chaplin than like Jennifer Anniston.”

Source : "Taking Measurements: An Interview with Metric". Interview With Devon Powers, www.popmatters.com. October 12, 2004.

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