"Note to self: no matter how bad life gets, there's always beer."

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Source : "My Year Of Flops Norm MacDonald's Film Career Died For Your Sins Case File #133: Dirty Work" by Nathan Rabin, www.avclub.com. March 18, 2009.

Norm MacDonald

#Beer Quotes #Self Quotes #Matter Quotes

“I decided that what I really wanted to do was go off and paint.”
“The hardest thing to do is to write straight honest prose on human beings. First you have to know the subject; then you have to know how to write. Both take a lifetime to learn, and anybody is cheating who takes politics as a way out. All the outs are too easy, and the thing itself is too hard to do.”
“Life is little more than a loan shark: It exacts a very high rate of interest for the few pleasures it concedes”

Source : Luigi Pirandello (1962). “To clothe the naked: and two other plays”
“"Masters of War" [of Bob Dylan] wasn't peacenik, anti-war stuff. With its minor key and uncompromising final lines ("And I hope that you die/And your death'll come soon/ I will follow your casket/ In the pale afternoon...") this was a previously unknown hybrid of caustic political commentary and punk rock, which itself wouldn't be invented for another decade or so.”

Source : Source: www.thedailybeast.com
“Slowly the foreign air enter me. I feel tingles and sensations. My life becomes a fantasy. Cannabis now rules thee.”
“There is someone who looks after us from behind the curtain. In truth we are not here, this is our shadow.”
“Gore Vidal, the American writer, once described the American economic system as 'free enterprise for the poor and socialism for the rich'. Macroeconomic policy on the global scale is a bit like that. It is Keynesianism for the rich countries and monetarism for the poor.”

Source : Ha-Joon Chang (2007). “Bad Samaritans: rich nations, poor policies, and the threat to the developing world”, Century
“Reversion to the mean is the iron rule of the financial markets.”

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