"I saw a bank that said '24 Hour Banking,' but I don't have that much time."

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Steven Wright

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“It amazes me that parents are allowed to raise kids. There's so much power and often very little accountability.”
“It is how people respond to stress that determines whether they will profit from misfortune or be miserable.”
“Only human, after all.”
“New Orleans has to learn to live with water rather than in fear of water, and we need a master plan that shows us how to do this. It's so critical that we send a signal to everyone in the country that we're serious about rebuilding New Orleans.”
“Disaster management should be coordinated by the federal government, .. It is our exact responsibility.”
“Nobody even mentioned the word losing, losing games. We know we've been a losing franchise. He just wanted to say something back like he's always running his mouth. That's what he does. He runs his mouth all the time. Nobody was blaming him for anything. For him to come back at me was a personal attack. I feel that if there is anything that he is unsure about, tell him I would be more than happy to say it in his face, or any kind of other way, that would make him understand.”
“However, I think the major opposition to ecology has deeper roots than mere economics; ecology threatens widely held values so fundamental that they must be called religious.”
“They looked at each other, baffled, in love and hate.”

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