"Every time the tour guide told a story, he would build it up to the point where he'd say, "And there was Bloody Joe, and his young ghost son walked into the room." He would build it up, and then it was just "the ghost walked into the room." And he would say, "Let's move on," and that would be it. It's like, wait, what happened to the bloody ghost? That's it? We knew he was making some of it up."

-- Rich Fulcher

#Moving Quotes #Son Quotes #Waiting Quotes

“I have a Volvo S60R and its a pretty fast car, the R says it all.”
“Be a lamp, or a lifeboat, or a ladder.”
“Adversity not only draws people together, but brings forth that beautiful inward friendship.”
“The Moon Pie is a bedrock of the country store and rural tradition. It is more than a snack. It is a cultural artifact.”
“Public schools are the nurseries of all vice and immorality.”
“In a building with apartments, of course, you want to make connections. Life is easier that way. There's salt if you don't have salt; you can knock at someone's door, like in any city. But you know, you can hear the others, and you want to sleep, you get annoyed.”
“Godâ€™s power rests not on totalizing omnipotence, but on His ability to alchemize suffering, tragedy, and loss into wisdom, understanding, and joy.”
“I didnt get arrested to show off my wild character. People say its a gimmick for all five of us to be different. Thats ridiculous.”

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