"Katey Sagal, you are an incredible actress. You worked on â€˜Married with Children,â€™ the show that changed comedy, â€˜Sons of Anarchy,â€™ the show that took comedy to a whole new level and â€˜8 Simple Rules,â€™ the show that killed John Ritter."

-- Anthony Jeselnik

#Children Quotes #Son Quotes #Simple Quotes

“When we decide to be happy we accept the responsibility to bring happiness to someone else.”
“I entrust this Twenty-second World Day of the Sick to the intercession of Mary. I ask her to help the sick to bear their sufferings in fellowship with Jesus Christ and to support all those who care for them. To all the ill, and to all the health-care workers and volunteers who assist them, I cordially impart my Apostolic Blessing.”
“It's nothing to be ashamed of to have a stutter.”

Source : "Stars Spotlight Personal Triumphs Over Stuttering" by Alan Mozes, abcnews.go.com. June 16, 2009.
“They may turn out to be a great disappointment, or perhaps they may be full of enchanting surprises.”
“I appreciate people who try and use language in an interesting way.”

Source : "Jarvis Cocker on radio: this isn't hardcore" by Laura Barton, www.theguardian.com. September 26, 2012.
“The more Americans find out about President Barack Obama's health care law, the less they like it. A majority of Americans want out.”
“SafeTrack - I keep saying this - is not going to fix Metro. It's a speeded up track work program, compressing three years of already planned work on the track bed into about a year.”
“I actually do mind having a photo taken because it's one o'clock in the morning and I'm off my face.”

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