"A friend is someone I complain to about my other friends."

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Source : Twitter post from Sep 11, 2013

Doug Benson

#Complaining Quotes

“Face it. There's not going to be a happy ending... at least not with this hero. So don't go mooning around thinking that your breakup is only the crisis before the big romantic scene, because I'm here to tell you that it's not. When you are dumped, you are dumped, and the guy isn't going to change his mind and realize that suddenly he loves you instead of that girl he's flirting with in lunchroom, now that he's free.”
“Be a gentleman farmer.”
“No intelligent man has ever lost a fight to someone who said 'I'm gonna kick your ass'.”

Source : Rory Miller (2014). “Meditations on Violence: A Comparison of Martial Arts Training & Real World Violence”, p.88, YMAA Publication Center, Inc.
“Brandon Wegher left camp to deal with some personal things. We hope he can return in the very near future”
“You can't punish a child who is acting out because of sensory overload.”
“It's truly gratifying to see my films reach beyond a familiar public, to get a chance to move new audiences. It's nuts. It's extraordinary.”
“Writing... is an act of faith: I believe it's also an act of hope, the hope that things can get better than they are.”
“How is it that the poets have said so many fine things about our first love, so few about our later love? Are their first poems their best? or are not those the best which come from their fuller thought, their larger experience, their deeper-rooted affections? The boy's flute-like voice has its own spring charm; but the man should yield a richer, deeper music.”

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