"Compared to politics, I think sports is funnier, because it's inconsequential. And politics can be real important and all that. The more pointless something is, the funnier it is, you know? And the more grave or important things are... You know, some comedians can get this disease where they get serious all the time."

-- Norm MacDonald

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“I consider time as an in immense ocean, in which many noble authors are entirely swallowed up.”
“I went to Princeton from Amherst, where I split my interests between mathematics and philosophy.”
“Every artist has a central story to tell, and the difficulty, the impossible task, is trying to present that story in pictures”
“I'd like to do things to make money to save myself but right now I can't do nothing. If they want to put me in jail, they can do that. It's kind of tough.”
“For, just as in the beginning it is formed by desire, so afterwards love is kept in existence only by painful anxiety.”
“I don't like closed systems.”
“It is impossible to have progress without conscience”
“Through experiments over the past few decades physicists have discovered matter to be completely mutable into other particles or energy and vice-versa and on a subatomic level, matter does not exist with certainty in definite places, but rather shows 'tendencies' to exist. Quantum physics is beginning to realise that the Universe appears to be a dynamic web of interconnected and inseparable energy patterns. If the universe is indeed composed of such a web, there is logically no such thing as a part. This implies we are not separated parts of a whole but rather we are the Whole.”

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