"A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back it said, 'Wish you were here."

-- Steven Wright

#Friendship Quotes #Taken Quotes #Space Quotes

“My cell phone is my best friend. It's my lifeline to the outside world.”
“Once I started looking for a record deal, I had a trainer. And the trainer told me that I would never sell a record if I didn't lose weight.”
“Countless people pray far more than they know. Often they have such a "stained-glass" image of prayer that they fail to recognize what they are experiencing as prayer and so condemn themselves for not praying.”
“I was at a meeting two years ago in Beijing, and I passed a bunch of women who were marching in a protest. Their signs were probably saying something I wouldn't have agreed with at all. But I was so glad to see women marching. And it's happening all over the world.”
“You can't make God move in your life, but you can make room for God to move in your life.”
“The truth is, what I learned this year is that life is hard...Good people die for no reason. Little kids get sick. The people that are supposed to love you end up leaving.”
“The more hidden the venom, the more dangerous it is.”
“Everyday, all day I have to be productive. And when I ain't productive, I get concerned.”

Source : Interview With Dan Hyman, music.avclub.com. December 20, 2011.

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