"I said to my husband, 'my ***** have gone, my stomach's gone, say something nice about my legs.' He said, 'Blue goes with everything.'"

-- Joan Rivers

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“I've never trusted toadstools, but I suppose some must have their good points.”

Source : "Fictional character: Cheshire Cat". Video Game "Alice", www.imdb.com. 2000.
“I have a lot of respect for the Concord Coalition and have done work with them over the years.”

Source : Source: collider.com
“I am naturally pretty shy. I've come out of it a pretty good bit because I'm kind of a strange combination of being really shy and also being a born entertainer. I've got both in me and I guess it depends on my surroundings as to what's going to come out more prominently.”

Source : Source: www.beliefnet.com
“How do you know, Dan? You were so young when they died. Do you really remember them?" "Not in my mind," Dan replied, gazing at the passing scenery. "But everyplace else...”

Source : Peter Lerangis (2011). “The 39 Clues #7: The Viper's Nest”, p.81, Scholastic Inc.
“It's a cowardly form of politics to use my spouse to beat me.”
“I find it very hard to play a part, then take it off like a cheap suit and become Mr Normal - Mr. Nice Guy.”
“A lawyer's relationship to justice and wisdom is on a par with a piano tuner's relationship to a concert. He neither composes the music, nor interprets it-he merely keeps the machinery running.”

Source : Lucille Kallen (1979). “Introducing C. B. Greenfield”, Crown Pub
“I want to let you in on a little secret. There are no problems. There are no problems. There never were any problems, there are no problems today, and there will never be any problems. Problems just mean that the world isn't turning the way you want it to. But in truth, there are no problems. Everything is unfolding as it should. Everything is right. You have to forget about yourself and expand your consciousness until you become the whole universe. The Reality in back of the universe is Pure Awareness. It has no problems. And you are That.”

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