"I don't have any delusions. I'm not a novelist - I'm a comedian who writes. I love doing the stand-up and the touring and the albums and all that, but it's pretty amazing to go into a library and see your book there."

-- Jim Gaffigan

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“Of how much importance is it, that the utmost pains be taken by the public to have the principles of virtue early inculcated on the minds even of children, and the moral sense kept alive.”
“Is it foolish to care for non-existent folk?Then, leave me to my foolishness.”
“I love Americans, but not when they try to talk French. What a blessing it is that they never try to talk English.”
“The objective is not just to save the crew or just to get the ship up, but the superobjective is to get back home to the family and protect the family.”

Source : Source: www.avclub.com
“I think one of the geniuses of Bound and The Matrix and Memento is the complete collaboration of the effort. There were no rotten apples.”

Source : Interview with Spence D., www.ign.com. March 31, 2001.
“You know, I'm really not interested in someone telling me that something's good or bad.”
“The hardest thing in the world is being a critic of your own work. For me time has always been the best critic. If I can put something away and then come back, it's like taking a painting you're working on, turning it upside down, squinting at it, or walking away to get a new view. Time helps you know whether it's worth saving or whether it should be dumped.”
“Everyone who watches me play knows I am an honest player. play the game as honestly as I can. If the referee gives a penalty there is nothing you can do.”

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