"You can only do two things with your life: give it away or throw it away."

-- Ron White

#Two Quotes #Giving Quotes #Two Things Quotes

“Art history is less explosive than the rest of history, so it sinks faster into the pulverized regions of time.”
“The notion of dream interpretation far antedates the birth of psychoanalysis, and probably served an important function in most, if not all, historical societies. In having lost this function, modern man has also lost the best part of his nature, which he obliviously passes on to the next generation of dreamers.”
“When your effort results in the desired effect, then you have worked.”
“So listen everybody to what I got to say, there's hope for tomorrow, if we wake up today.”
“Trying to impress people who hate you is just a big waste of time.”
“Pizza was made for television in so many ways: it is easy to heat up, easy to divide and easy to eat in a group. It is easy to enjoy, easy to digest and easy-going. It is so Italian!”

Source : "Yotam Ottolenghi's ultimate steak sandwich recipe" by Yotam Ottolenghi, www.theguardian.com. August 20, 2010.
“I also really pay attention to whether the script embodies a full female character or if they're just wanting a two-dimensional objectified woman. So I also have that aspect to take care of as well.”
“Once you accept your own death, all of a sudden you're free to live. You no longer care about your reputation. You no longer care except so far as your life can be used tactically to promote a cause you believe in.”

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