"I've never been prudish."

-- Jenny Eclair

“Your early successes can be your undoing later.”
“And if I can can, you can can.”
“A girlâ€™s got to use what sheâ€™s given and Iâ€™m not going to make a guy drool the way a Britney video does. So I take it to extremes. I donâ€™t say I dress sexily on stage - what I do is so extreme. Itâ€™s meant to make guys think: â€˜I donâ€™t know if this is sexy or just weird.”
“Our political leaders must be honest and forthcoming with data that will allow citizens to use facts and figures to judge for themselves what state Social Security is in.”
“Set the basketball on the kitchen table. Open a cupboard, get out a bottle of sesame seeds, and place a single seed beside the basketball. If you were to reduce the Earth to the size of a basketball, all the fresh surface water on the planet - all those rivers and lakes and ponds and streams - would fit inside that one tiny sesame seed. Add a second sesame seed; now you have all the usable underground water as well. Is fresh water a scarce resource?”
“Now virtue may not always be its own reward, but in any case it is not usually bought and paid for at market rates.”
“I've got loads of ideas. I just have no idea what to do with those ideas”
“I'm lucky that I know so many people in the world, but it's also heartbreaking because I'm only one person, and I only have as much time as everyone else. For every choice I make about how to spend this time, there are a million somethings that have to go by the wayside.”

Source : Source: brightestyoungthings.com

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