"While in a crowded underground carriage, scream 'It's happening again!"

-- Rich Fulcher

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“Maybe we didn't have many possessions, but we never went hungry, were cold, or lacked love.”
“The Chinese do make vast quantities of wine for home consumption, but you wouldn't want to drink it yourself.”

Source : "Red Nose Day needs fewer celebrities and more mercenary task forces" by Simon Hoggart, www.theguardian.com. March 22, 2013.
“Our shock that reality is other than expected is weirdly tenacious”
“Thus is the fruit of the Earth taken, its flesh torn. Thus is it given over standing, toward rot. It is the principle of corruption, the death of what is, the birth of what is to be. You are wine.”

Source : Richard Selzer (1996). “Mortal Lessons: Notes on the Art of Surgery”, p.130, Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
“If you've been driving for a little while and nothing's happened to you yet - and you've been texting and driving - you think, 'Oh nothing's going to happen.' But all it takes is an accident happening with one of your friends or God forbid, something happening to you, to really give you a wake-up call.”
“If people who have to work together in an enterprise trust one another it is because they are all operating to a common set of ethical norms....such a society will be better able to innovate...since the high degree of trust will permit a wide variety of social relationships to emerge...”
“What I'm critical of is - the White House attacking conservatives, for saying we're elitist for pointing out that Harriet Miers isn't qualified to sit on the Supreme Court. I'm starting to feel sort of bad about - about saying that. And I'm annoyed with George Bush [Jr.] for putting us in the position of having to say that.”
“The sky was incredibly far away, and beautiful enough to make a person wonder why our hearts are never so free.”

Source : Banana Yoshimoto (2011). “The Lake”, p.81, Melville House

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