"I gave my wife a gift certificate for Christmas. She ran out to exchange it for a bigger size."

-- Milton Berle

#Christmas Quotes #Wife Quotes #Size Quotes

“But when will our leaders learn - war is not the answer.”
“We prefer that the leaders of the Iraqi armed forces do the honorable thing; stop fighting for a regime that does not deserve your loyalty.”

Source : "U.S. strikes in central Baghdad", www.cnn.com. April 7, 2003.
“Advertising says to people, 'Here's what we've got. Here's what it will do for you. Here's how to get it.'”
“It's a gift. Never lend a book.”
“In the year that I take off, I don't have any goals. I just surrender to experiences like traveling or learning yoga and meditation or just living in a completely random place like Mongolia or Portugal or Bhutan. Then when I come back, I am much more intuitive, creative, right-brained. That kind of system has been working very well for me.”
“To create architecture is to put in order. Put what in order? Function and objects.”

Source : Le Corbusier (1991). “Precisions on the present state of architecture and city planning: with an American prologue, a Brazilian corollary followed by The temperature of Paris and The atmosphere of Moscow”, The MIT Press
“That's the marvellous thing about seasteads; if a government fails, there's nothing much the people who live there can do about it. But if seasteads fail, they simply disassemble and go away.”

Source : Source: www.abc.net.au
“The first requirement of a statesman is that he be dull.”

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