"I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out."

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Steven Wright

#Eyeglasses Quotes #Comedy Quotes #Streets Quotes

“Ringo, the last to become a Beatle, came into the group not because I wanted him, but because the boys did. To be completely honest, I was not at all keen to have him. I thought his drumming rather loud, his appearance unimpressive, and I could not see why he was important to the Beatles. But again I trusted their instincts and I am grateful now. He has become an excellent Beatle and a devoted friend. Ringo is warm and wry-witted, a good drummer, and I like him enormously. He is a very uncomplicated, very nice young man.”
“I couldn't help but to think back to my classmates at Thomas Jefferson High School in San Antonio. They had the same talent, the same brains, the same dreams as the folks we sat with at Stanford and Harvard. I realized the difference wasn't one of intelligence or drive. The difference was opportunity.”
“A dream is your creative vision for your life in the future.”
“First, the American legislative process isn't well suited to large and complex measures.”
“Big shots are only little shots who keep shooting.”
“I just like to stay creative. Anything that can keep my mind going.”

Source : Source: www.interviewmagazine.com
“I was dreaming of Craig Carton.”
“What you have to understand about period drama is that it's 'history light.”

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