"President Obama said he plans on training 10,000 new math and science teachers. How about teaching math to that economic team of his?"

-- Jay Leno

#Teacher Quotes #Team Quotes #Teaching Quotes

“War, we have come to believe, is a spectator sport. The military and the press have turned war into a vast video arcade game. Its very essence-death-is hidden from public view.”
“The death rate is the same for us as for anybody ... one person, one death, sooner or later.”
“You must test your own religious claims and texts by the same standards you apply to other religions. If your religion's claims and texts fair no better, then your religion is just as false as theirs is.”
“Producing is nothing more than bringing all the elements together, konnecting people.”
“Hey, our Founding Fathers wore long hair and powdered wigs - I don't see anybody trying to look like them today, either... But we do look to them as role models.”
“I don't fold under pressure, great athletes perform better under pressure, so put pressure on me.”
“I don't think it's the role of the prime minister to court the press.”
“When it comes to Father's Day, I will remember my dad for both being there to nurture me and also for the times he gave me on my own to cultivate my own interests and to nurture my own spirit.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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