"Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck."

-- George Carlin

#Funny Quotes #Laughter Quotes #Afterlife Quotes

“My husband and I like cities. We like to go to other cities. Madrid, Barcelona, Paris, London. We're not big beach people. We're the type that get those books out and go to every museum. We are those people.”

Source : Source: www.broadwayworld.com
“Another crucial thing the tea party did really well is to focus in on the folks who are more or less on your side, and make sure they are as bold as possible.”

Source : Source: m.motherjones.com
“Music is extremely intuitive, which acting too in a different way.”
“The power of divorce can be given only to those who feel the inconveniences of marriage, and who are sensible of the moment when it is for their interest to make them cease.”
“Being polite is not only the right way to respond to people but also the easiest. Life is so filled with unavoidable conflict that I see no reason to promote more confrontations.”
“If I was a woman, I would be dressed in the same thing for a month and just change my hat and gloves. Maybe my shoes too; yes, I see what you mean but, really, it's jewels that change an outfit.”
“Sometimes I wish I were a character in a book and there was a writer out there giving me things to say.”

Source : James Howe (2011). “The Misfits”, p.82, Simon and Schuster
“Those who are patient in the trivial things in life and control themselves will one day have the same mastery in great and important things.”

Source : Joe Hyams (2010). “Zen in the Martial Arts”, p.23, Bantam

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