"I don't think there's anything Craig Ferguson could say that would make me laugh. Ad-libbing is not the same as entertainment."

-- Andy Kindler

#Thinking Quotes #Laughing Quotes #Ferguson Quotes

“There is an air of unreality in debating these arcane points when the world is changing in such dramatic ways right in front of our eyes because of global warming.”
“It's hard to know exactly how people develop the characters they do. There could be people from humble beginnings that turn into jerks. Some characteristics are just part of that special soul of that human being.”

Source : Interview with Carlos J. Queirós, www.aarp.org. April 2006.
“Fighting has opened the path to redemption for me,”
“This quality of self-denial in pursuit of a longer-term goal and, indeed, the willpower to maintain the denial, is excellent training for the boardroom.”
“Richard Nixon was a very intelligent and able man. And he had the right ideas. But he did not have the adherence to principles that [Ronald] Reagan had. He did some very good things. We owe to Richard Nixon the volunteer army - he got rid of the draft. And that was a major increase in freedom.”
“I know the Chicago media will write a lot of bad things, but they'll write a lot of good things too. I can live with that. In Cleveland, all I got was negative press.”
“I often say of my background: "That and a Metrocard will get me downtown." Honestly, I think the upshot of my training in acting and writing is that I've been trained to be adventurous. There are so many moments in conservatory where I was encouraged to push the envelope and color outside the lines. I think that sense of bravery flavors what I do. It allows me to take chances that I might not otherwise take.”
“Don't use all your health to chase after wealth, only to spend all your wealth later to get back your health.”

Source : FaceBook post by Joseph Prince from Oct 14, 2010

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