"Tracy Morgan apologizes for his homophobic rant, still no apologies for the sketch about the guy living under the street."

-- Andy Kindler

#Apology Quotes #Guy Quotes #Apologizing Quotes

“I like to go see a ball game. I'll have seven, eight, nine - 10 beers, and the second inning will roll around, and I gotta go.”
“My greatest victory has been to be able to live with myself, to accept my shortcomings. I'm a long way from the human being I'd liked to be, but I've decided I'm not so bad after all.”
“The extent of one man's guilt may be defined by how much of it is experienced by the party he injured.”
“Abe said, where do you want this killing done? God said, out on highway 61.”
“ANYONE WHO GIVES ANYTHING—TIME, MONEY, EXPERIENCE, SKILLS, AND NETWORKS—IN ANY AMOUNT, TO CREATE A BETTER WORLD.”

Source : Laura Arrillaga-Andreessen (2011). “Giving 2.0: Transform Your Giving and Our World”, p.11, John Wiley & Sons
“Observe more, do less. Do less, enjoy more.”
“I feel that luck is preparation meeting opportunity.”
“There is a comfortable feeling in small towns. It is salubrious.”

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