"President Obama is asking Congress to support a military strike in Syria. If they approve, it will be the first time Congress has officially declared war since Obamacare."

-- Jay Leno

#Military Quotes #War Quotes #Obamacare Quotes

“I know not whether, in the eyes of the world, a brilliant death is not preferred to an obscure life of rectitude. Most men are remembered as they died, and not as they lived. We gaze with admiration upon the glories of the setting sun, yet scarcely bestow a passing glance upon its noonday splendor.”

Source : Davy Crockett (1834). “A Narrative of the Life of David Crockett ...”
“The man of the house can destroy the pleasure of the household, but he cannot make it. That rests with the woman, and it is her greatest privilege.”
“The egoist does not tolerate egoism.”
“Bridge is a game for the undivided intellect.”
“For some strange reason murder has always seemed more respectable than fornication. Few people are shocked when they hear God described as the God of Battles; but what an outcry there would be if anyone spoke of him as the God of Brothels.”
“Money is easy to hide.”

Source : Source: www.spiegel.de
“The only way to break the chains of fear and doubt is to know in your heart that God loves you-no matter what.”
“The novelist must look on humanity without partiality or prejudice. His sympathy, like that of the historian, must be unbounded, and untainted by sect or party.”

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