“I thought that I'd always just do Broadway, my original plan, but that was derailed.”
“People everywhere confuse what they read in newspapers with news.”
Source : The New Yorker, en.wikiquote.org. April 7, 1956. 
“A lot of stuff written about me is rubbish. I don't know where they get it from, sometimes.”
“The student community of Presidency College was also politically most active.”
“Anything may be possible in America, but a Palin presidency is virtually implausible.”
Andrew Dice Clay
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Bob Hope
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