"Racecar driving is a lot like sex; all men think they're good at it."

-- Jay Leno

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“Stop contemplating and start celebratingYeah, you gotta live before you die.”
“Leave an old flame in the past. It'll just get worse if you rekindle it.”
“The atheist staring from his attic window is often nearer to God than the believer caught up in his own false image of God.”
“Perceiving how things are is a mode of exploring how things appear. How they appear is, however, an aspect of how they are. To explore appearance is thus to explore the environment, the world. To discover how things are, from how they appear, is to discover an order or pattern in their appearance. The process of perceiving, of finding out how things are, is a process of meeting the world; it is an activity of skillful exploration.”
“If you were to ask me if I'd ever had the bad luck to miss my daily cocktail, I'd have to say that I doubt it; where certain things are concerned, I plan ahead.”

Source : Luis Bunuel (2011). “My Last Breath”, p.45, Random House
“Parents ought to feel more comfortable about the care of their children than some experts would seem to permit. If children were so fragile and parenting so difficult to learn, where would we all be as adults?”
“I never leave the house without putting on my lipstick.”
“The only lie I really remember from my adolescence was when I was in sixth grade and I was dropped off with a couple of friends at the movie theater to go see a movie, I can't remember which one it was, and we went to go see this movie instead that was rated R. That was sort of a defining moment, that was probably the first time I had ever lied to my parents about something.”

Source : Source: www.interviewmagazine.com

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