"That's an animal fable about humility. If you survive your mistake, you must learn from it. Accept that you're fragile, vulnerable, and sometimes stupid. Realize that you're not immortal and you've got to take care of yourself. And then laugh it off and fly away."

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Source : Marc Maron (2013). “Attempting Normal (Enhanced Edition)”, p.134, Random House Group

Marc Maron

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“Socialism is a fundamentally different social system where the world's resources are not controlled by a greedy, undemocratic oligarchy. This is not the same as the capitalist welfare states that have existed in some European countries.”

Source : Source: www.socialistalternative.org
“It seems with every new day, we have a new veto threat from the president.”
“That's the way Stravinsky was. Bup, bup, bup, bup. The poor guy's dead now. Play it legato.”
“As a mom, I don't have much time for beauty.”
“My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head.”
“The work that lasts over time is the work which still speaks to us when all contemporary interest in that work is extinct.”
“You push a button and it goes all over the world and on Sunday people are saying, 'Oh, I binge watched all 10 of them. Where's more?' and you go oh, the world has changed. It's not my dad walking to the television set and turning a knob to Ed Sullivan.”
“We do not face a choice between protecting our environment or protecting our economy. We face a choice between protecting our economy by protecting our environment - or allowing environmental havoc to create economic havoc.”

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