"I had no idea that marriage was only supposed to be between two people who wanted to get between the sheets and make more people. What ever happened to marrying for loveâ€” or to get on your partnerâ€™s health insurance policy, or for presents? No one was going to buy two people in their thirties a four-slice toaster if we just continued to live in sin."

-- Jen Kirkman

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“Mike [Mann], can you delete an e-mails you may have had with Keith [Trenberth] re AR4? Keith will do likewise...Can you also e-mail Gene and get him to do the same? I don't have his e-mail address...We will be getting Caspar to do likewise.”
“We women often gauge our own self-worth by the quality of our interactions with our lovers. And often these interactions are interpreted for, described for, processed by our women friends. Relationships are the conduits through which flows our connection with each other.”

Source : "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“We need a people's movement to end this war, ... We're going to ask them How many more of other people's children are you willing to sacrifice for the lies”
“You never marry the person you first see 'Casablanca' with.”
“The age of a person doesn't matter. The sweetest music is played on the oldest violin.”
“I'm so personally attached to all the characters I met and photographed over the years ... the anthology is like a photographic reliquary that could potentially preserve their grace, fierce joy, and restlessness.”

Source : Source: www.cnn.com
“I was a Republican, and I saw the activists and what they were doing; it was intolerable to me.”
“Tariq tucked the gun into the waist of his denims. Then he said a thing both lovely and terrible. "For you," he said. "I'd kill with it for you, Laila.”

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