"Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died."

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Steven Wright

#Night Quotes #People Quotes #House Quotes

“Somebody had to be Bob Dylan. I guess I was best equipped to do the job.”
“A calculated, malignant, devastating evil has arisen in our world, ... Civilization cannot ignore the wrongs that have been done. America will not tolerate their being repeated. Justice has a new mission, a new calling against an old evil.”
“I waited a long time to have children because I had this career that was kind of like my kid, it required as much nurturing.”
“Isn't cricket supposed to be a team sport? I feel people should decide first whether cricket is a team game or an individual sport.”
“Culture has lead us to betray our own aboriginal spirit and wholeness, into an ever-worsening realm of synthetic, isolating, impoverishing estrangement. Which is not to say that there are no more everyday pleasures, without which we would loose our humanness. But as our plight deepens, we glimpse how much must be erased for our redemption.”
“A lot of times I had footage that didn't have sound [in the Dream of Life film] - either I didn't bring a sound recorder, or I forgot to turn on the sound recorder - so we would have to improvise and build those scenes.”
“A road need not be paved in gold to find treasures at its end.”
“I have spent the better part of my adult life standing up and fighting for working families.”

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