"My friend taught me this one. You take the heel of your hand, you can shove someone's nose right through their brain. I can't even watch someone blow their nose. If I'm in a fight, I'm not gonna be shoving or poking, I'm gonna be running or begging - that's my two choices, right there."

-- Andy Kindler

#Running Quotes #Fighting Quotes #Blow Quotes

“For where is the man that has incontestable evidence of the truth of all that he holds, or of the falsehood of all he condemns; or can say that he has examined to the bottom all his own, or other men's opinions? The necessity of believing without knowledge, nay often upon very slight grounds, in this fleeting state of action and blindness we are in, should make us more busy and careful to inform ourselves than constrain others.”
“Art thrives on a difference of opinion. My treasure is your junk, sort of thing. Life would be dull if we all agreed.”
“Some of the things I'm talking about are very taboo and swept under the rug. As far as suicide and depression and alcoholism and stuff like that. Our community doesn't believe in therapy, they believe in dealing with it.”

Source : Source: youknowigotsoul.com
“If I hadn't become a celebrity, I'd probably be an alcoholic.”
“If a train is coming at you, closing your eyes won't save you ... but if you look right at it, you at least have a chance to jump.”

Source : Andrew Vachss (2010). “The Weight”, p.208, Vintage Crime/Black Lizard
“Over time, there's a very close correlation between what happens to the dollar and what happens to the price of oil. When the dollar gets week, the price of oil, which, as you know, and other commodities are denominated in dollars, they go up. We saw it in the '70s, when the dollar was savagely weakened.”

Source : "Personal Quotes/ Biography". www.imdb.com.
“Something I am wondering: if you cannot hear do you have no sounds in your head? Do you see a silent movie”
“Illness is the doctor to whom we pay most heed; to kindness, to knowledge, we make promise only; pain we obey.”

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