"A Muslim allowed a topless Jew to sit on his camel. And we say we can't live side by side? I say we try and we can and we will. And you don't even have to be topless. L'chaim."

--

Source : FaceBook post by Chelsea Handler from Jan 28, 2015

Chelsea Handler

#Israel Quotes #Trying Quotes #Sides Quotes

“We are pretty sure that we and our pets share the same reality, until one day we come home to find that our wistful, intelligent friend who reminds us of our better self has decided a good way to spend the day is to open a box of Brillo pads, unravel a few, distribute some throughout the house, and eat or wear all the rest. And we shake our heads in an inability to comprehend what went wrong here.”
“I've read that same formula, but as an athlete I'm classified as phenomenal. You could look it up.”
“I know there are California oranges and Florida oranges. When I'm in Florida, I like Florida oranges. Today, I think California oranges are the best, of course.”
“Surrealism is not a school of poetry but a movement of liberation... A way of rediscovering the language of innocence, a renewal of the primordial pact, poetry is the basic text, the foundation of the human order. Surrealism is revolutionary because it is a return to the beginning of all beginnings.”
“I was at Barcelona for many years where I won a lot of things and achieved a lot of dreams. For these reasons it holds a special place in my life.”

Source : Source: www.gq-magazine.co.uk
“In any character I ever play, whether she's good or bad or whatever, my most important thing is heart.”
“Manners must adorn knowledge and smooth its way in the world, without them it is like a great rough diamond, very well in a closet by way of curiosity, and also for its intrinsic value; but most prized when polished.”
“Whenever I've encountered a Christian saying, 'Why don't you stop talking like that so I can hear you?' I think, 'Well you're the one putting the earmuffs on, but I wish you could hear me because I like you.'”

You may also like:

Amy Schumer
Stand-up comedian
Chelsea Clinton
Journalist
Chris Pine
Actor
Curtis Jackson
Rapper
Jennifer Aniston
Actress
Joan Rivers
Television Personality
Lena Dunham
Filmmaker
Sarah Silverman
Comedian
Shannen Doherty
Actress