"Google is ridiculous. Everyone uses Google, and that's why Google has such an attitude. Because it's so popular, it's conceited. I mean, it has a serious attitude. Have you tried misspelling something lately? See the tone that it takes? 'Um, did you mean...?"

-- Arj Barker

#Attitude Quotes #Mean Quotes #Conceited Quotes

“I love cleaning. I love mopping the floor. If you need your floor mopped, I'm there.”

Source : "Saoirse Ronan: 200 years young". Interview with Ryan Gilbey, www.theguardian.com. May 27, 2013.
“It ain't my cup of meat.”
“I just want that sensation you have in dreams when you fly to be real.”

Source : "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“Any kid who has two parents who are interested in him and has a houseful of books isn't poor.”
“Most people, including ourselves, live in a world of relative ignorance. We are even comfortable with that ignorance, because it is all we know. When we first start facing truth, the process may be frightening, and many people run back to their old lives. But if you continue to seek truth, you will eventually be able to handle it better. In fact, you want more! It's true that many people around you now may think you are weird or even a danger to society, but you don't care. Once you've tasted the truth, you won't ever want to go back to being ignorant”

Source : Socrates, Gordon Jacobs (2017). “Socrates: 100 Quotes on Life, Free Will, and Virtue”, Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
“Surely there is no more wretched sight that the human body unloved and uncared for.”
“And that's where the whole trouble is. We're too much alike to understand each other because we don't even understand our own selves.”
“Lynn, my wife, would very much appreciate if I had a talent for anything besides music.”

Source : Source: www.mandolincafe.com

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